I hung out with flamingos yesterday. They are amazing. Their legs are all backward. I fucking love flamingos. And miniature monkeys! Man, miniature monkeys are amazing. I saw one that was about the size of my hand, walking through the grass like a little human. From now on I am never going to be bored. If I ever have nothing to do I’ll just stare into space and think of the little monkey, and a smile will cross my face.

Perfect.

PS. I was at a zoo