Today’s exciting lyrical headlines:

Ed Stafford’s walked along the entire Amazon became the first known man to accomplish the plan.  Read more…

The pandemic has gone for flu H1N1.  Read more…

Zardari home at last: more heavy rain forecast.  Read more…

Dirty Dancing lake resort in crisis. Laid of staff to keep afloat the business. The lake is shrinking, damaging their profits. Patrick Swayze statue slightly moth-bit.  Read more…

Cameron pledges welfare system crackdown stop the fraudsters taking billions of pounds. “We won’t shrug our shoulders any more” he told the press, “cut fraud and bureaucracy: now!”  Read more…

A flight attendant used the emergency chute after a heated fight on a just-landed flight. He pulled the exit slide and tried to run and hide but he was soon in cuffs.  Read more…

There is not enough aid going to help the people trapped in flooded areas over Pakistan.  Read more…

Mr. Eastwood pleads to Mr. Osbourne “Keep the UK movie council open.”  Read more…

Weezer use a picture of the face of Hurley from the television show Lost for their latest album which is called just “Hurley.” (That’s true, that is not a made up thing.)  Read more…

Hurley from the hit show "Lost"