Hi there then! It’s the 13th August, and here are the news headlines, in a kind of euphoric pop form. Feeling a little peaky this morning after playing an awesome gig last night. Many retakes as I wanted to be sick half way through vocal takes. Hurray!

Record growth for Germany- 2.2% percent rise to their economy. Read more…

Killer rabid vampire bats in Peru attack 500 people, using them for food. Read more…

Home computers have discovered a rare star. It’s a fast spinning neutron radio pulsar. Read more…

A Swede has been given a world-record speeding fine. He was going 180 mph at the time. Read more…

Over 10 thousand folk had the world record broke for human domino chain. “We were confident”, said Liu Manshan Read more…

Diseased vampire bats: Officially 100% less sexy that David Boreanaz according to a recent made up poll by Cosmopolitan