A new song about being trapped on a space station, dreaming of rnb parties from your childhood.

They condensed the fruit, vacuum-packed to boot. Suck at it with a straw, until it tastes like fruit no more. Over and over I prayed for something freshly made. We could sit at a restaurant and have anything that we want.

A bounce from wall to wall because there’s no down at all so strap me down to a chair in dull recycled air. I know that it sounds weird, but my only friend’s my beard, because I can’t even cut my hair, and there is only black out there.

Rock and blank, rock and blank, rock and…

Let’s dance and hold hands like I’d never taken to the stars. Touch my skin and I’ll touch your skin and we can smile like teenagers. Talk how I’d vow to turn down the chance of a life time. Hold me close, please, hold me close and stop the background from fading out.

Your eyes (to my surprise), they darken and start to disappear. Love me now, please, love me now before now turns back into that ship. We go solo and fall down in a summer breeze. Birds are round, yeah, birds are round- they dance above our heads in the trees.

Press a button. Sleep. Pressing a button. Sleep. Hear the computer beeping then I go back to sleeping. Oh, I’d cut off my hand for a day trip back to land. Take me down to beaches and bury me deep in sand. Tether me to the hills. Glue me down to rock. Put me in a dark room and give the room a lock. Anything, anything, please! To keep me on the ground. Fill my mouth with flavours and cover my head with sight and sound.

Rock and blank, rock and blank, rock and…

This is the 31st of August and here’s the news from Cats in Paris directly to you. We’ve been out reporting every day, writing great news stories for you to play.

It’s the news!

The four Pakistani cricket players that were caught out yesterday for supposed “no-ball” match fixing are “unlikely to play.” Read more…

Work hastily begins on the Chilean shaft to help rescue workers find the people of which the mine was staffed. Officials say it could take 4 months to complete the tunnel and get the men from underground. Some of the minors have fungal infections growing in the dark, dank, hot, humid underground. Speaking to her husband, Jessica Chille said it had a been “a balm to my heart, a balm to my heart.” Read more…

Iraqi PM celebrates their freedom as the US troops start to leave for home. Read more…

Roger Federer has a very easy win In the First Round of the US Open. Read more…

JK Rowling, the author of Harry Potter gives £10 million pounds to a research lab to try to combat MS. “I thought I aught to give them loads of money, as much as I have. Let us seek to cure a very Scottish disease. Read more…

THE NEWS. (The end)

JK Rowling: Donating wads.

Mandelson fears cul-de-sac if Milliband launches attack on “New Labour” values and takes them back to a time, before Blair, and a time before power. Read more…

The flood waters in Pakistan have started receding for the first time in a long while. Some good news for the region (we can raise a slight tentative smile). Read more…

Japan central bank has a new act, with a stronger yen. Read more…

Kate Moss and Top Shop have said goodbye to each other. Read more…

And angry Pakistani folk have pelted donkeys with tomatoes to vent frustration at the cricket team, or so it seems. Read more…

Strippers with degrees : 1 in 4 have education from uni recent study found. Most of them enjoy the work and have their feet firmly on the ground. Read more…

Strippers: Much more intelligent than you.

A man’s been caught in connection with a £150k betting scam- tried to get bowlers to bowl no balls at the Pakistan v England game at Lords. Read more…

Venezuelan candidate gives you the chance to win larger breasts in a competition if you’ll say you vote for him. Read more…

US to mark 5 years ago Katrina hit the Coast of Mexico. Read more…

North Korea’s Kim Jong Il not close to retirement still. Read more…

John Lennon’s toilet sold for 10k, we are told. Read more…

The British Museum smells real bad. It was evacuated It stinks and hurts your eyes, ”A chemical” that makes you cry. Read more…

Thousands of people have to run away as Sumatra wakes up from being dormant today. More than 400 years asleep, the volcano sends out a heap of smoke and lava up into the air above. Read more…

Expensive John, Lennon.

Microsoft Corp Co-founder Paul Allen tries to sue 11 huge corporations all at once: Apple, Google, Facebook, AOL, eBay, Netflix, youTube, Yahoo Office Depot, OfficeMax and Staples under fire for patent infringements. Read more…

The secretive leader of North Korea Kim Jong Il visits China, but can’t be seen by the world’s media. Read more…

Scientists have cracked the code for wheat: breed a better yield, now the genetic map’s been solved. Read more…

Britain economy grew much faster than we had anticipated. The figures suggest that we have accelerated. Growth hits a 9 year high: analysts try to work out why. “It won’t go on unabated.” Read more…

“We’re about to crash!” People told in error. BA had to apologise for causing terror. Read more…

North Korea seem sincere- they want to talk about nuclear disarmament on the peninsula. Read more…

And in Chilean mine, it does appear the 30 trapped men seem okay. Topless, sweating but in a good way. Read more…
They can’t wait to see the day they’ll get a video of Pele!

Australia: deadlock no closer to resolution. Read more…

Gillard: PM, but for how long?

“I’m profoundly sorry,” cat bin lady says. “Very, very sorry, in oh so many ways.” A split second misjudgement, and now there’s hell to pay. Huge police protection as security is raised. Read more…

Fugitive Nadir returns to the UK tagged and free with a 1/4 million pound bail. He ran and hid in Cyprus to avoid the arms of the law lived a life of luxury, but wanted one thing more. Read more…

No jail for Benaissa. Read more…

US jobs data shows a massive rise such a pleasant surprise for the financially struggling country. Read more…

Benaissa : N-Cool

Budget is worse for poor people, says IFS. Read more…

US soliders head home, claiming Iraq on track despite massive challenge for the government in Baghdad. Read more…

There are plans to release on Wikileaks, Wednesday, secret files from the US military. This comes just days after Assange warrant for his arrest over Swedish rape claims which were swiftly and abruptly dropped straight after they were reported in the world media. Read more…

Democrat Meek wins primary race for Senate in Florida he now faces Rubio and Christ. Read more…

Jermaine Defoe needs an operation on his groin as he’s in a lot of pain. It will be about a month before he
can return to playing football again. Read more…

Robinho has turned down move to Turkish club Fenerbache because he wants to play in Spain. Read more…

Josie has won last Big Brother final but she has gone back into the house all over again. Read more…

GCSE results day today: another record year, or so it would appear. 20 A*s for the twins from Oxford. Read more…

Dinosaurs bones, preserved in stone found in the sewers in Edmonton, Canada by drainage crews: Albertosaurus. Read more…

Stuck in a Chinese traffic jam for nine days, motorists say they’ve been scammed by local men, for food and drink, prices stink. Read more…

George Michael’s guilty plea, he was driving high on weed.   Read more…

The opposition movement the Muslim Brotherhood, in Egypt, starts a new Facebook. The internet is one of only a few methods of communication left open for them- they have no TV channel. Read more…

George Michael: not very good at driving.

4 months in the dark for the miners trapped in the Chilean underground. Read more…

Pakistan suffering: lack of support extraordinary. UN says it’s now raised 70% of need money. Read more…

“We don’t want no musical instruments” said the people at the Vatican. Read more…

Crazy Cop hostage Plot, holds 15 tourists in the Phillipines, snipers at the scene, he had been extorting. Read more…

World Cup 2018 big wigs visit England today. “We believe these facilities are the best on show in our country.” Read more…

More downpours to hit the country later. “Heavy rain caused flooding again” said forecaster Claire Austin. Read more…

In Australia the Conservatives and Labour jostle for power at this crucial hour with political wrangling and the indecision strangling stock market prices until someone’s decisive. ”Everybody’s doing it, yeah, everybody’s doing it.” Cameron Peacock says, “everybody’s doing it. It happened in Canada, it happened in the UK. It’s becoming more common, to share between parties. It can certainly be worked out in Australia too.” Read more…

The Pope: Unphotogenicness is close to godliness.